"I'm sorry, I wear white a lot, virgins tend to do that!"--MoiTo paraphrase the words of Jack Harries, YouTubing sensation, 1/2 of "Jacksgap", I have been unbelievably shit at keeping you guys updated about what is going on in my life. And this is due to a couple reasons…one is that I am constantly busy, two is that I don't want this blog to just be my published diary, I want to include things that might actually interest you, my audience. However, despite saying this, this blog post is probably going to bore you to tears. Just a pre-reading warning. Proceed with caution.
There is never a dull moment around me so, let's just catch you up on the past TWO WEEKS ALONE shall we? I…babysat Esther, tried dirt candy, got a bustier and boob tape from my Grandmother for Christmas, chalked my cousins' hair pink, purple, and blue (whilst sporting my own very fashionable blue/green combination), went to Applebee's with my cousin and his girlfriend, hosted an impromptu dance party in Walmart with said cousin and girlfriend, had a meltdown in the car, caused mayhem in the mall with Ammie, started my long list of very sad goodbyes, got a lot closer to my brother, my stepmother was taken to the hospital in an ambulance after the dogs escaped and she couldn't breathe after chasing them, animal control came and took away Achilles (our German Shepard), I received my first dosage of contraceptive pill and a flu shot, and I've been catfishing for revenge and that backfired on me, no surprise. "And that's what you've missed on Glee…"
Like I said, never a dull moment. Now obviously I cannot go through each and every item, we'd be here forever. But, I shall go through a rundown of the most important tasks, in my opinion anyway.
here to experience a part of the madness)
My time here on My Perfect Winter is quickly drawing to a close, which means that normal life will return too quick for my liking.